Personal: January 2006 Archives

No! You did not just do that! You fucking, lame-ass retarded crabstick-dick son of a bitch! It's half past seven in the morning, my coffee is ready - and you tell me that

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Well, there goes my week... Fuck you very much!

Well, it was fun as long as it lasted. I hereby declare the day to no longer being a good one!

Today is a good day... I know it is...

• Woke up ten minutes ahead of the clock
• The NetIndex for news is +15%
• My Mint is showing good stats so far today!
• Got the coffee perfect!

How long can this last?

Ok, I'm actually more of a dry-wit kind of guy; but this blonde joke takes it all! :D I lay rolling on the floor four an hour! Amazing!

Does your new years resolution involve you jumping around in your underwear at five o´clock in the morning? Mine does...