¼-life-crisis

By Twisted Intellect on February 24, 2006 8:50 PM | Permalink | Comments (4)

Well, what do you know... I have 3 ½ hours left until I'm legally an adult.

I cannot help but feeling there's some exploitation of the system I've forgotten to gain the benefits from...

Now, of course there are both pros and cons of turning the 'big' one-eight. On the bright side, you have the...

...ability to vote.
...ability to buy alcohol without breaking the law (until after you drink the stuff.)
...ability to start your own business (Arnor Corp; here I come!)
...ability to get breast implants without my parents approval (err... or maybe not...)
...ability to marry someone (well... In theory, at least...)

However; the on the flip side, there are the...

...me having to pay for someone to make my teeth hurt (the dentist)
...me having to pay for someone to touch me (no, not prostitutes! Doctors..!)
I had an idea! How about a combined doctor/prostitute?
...me having to pay for a driver's license.
...me having to pay for a car (I want a black one...)
...me having to pay for when I wreck the car (probably Thelma & Louise-style)
...me having no money left.

Well... Only 2 hours and ten minutes left... Crappy birthday to me...

4 Comments

Kai said:

Happy Birthday!

Now, you’ll be out of money in no time. Sitting there with not even a penguin to show for it.

Congratulation!
“Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.”

February 25, 2006 12:13 AM

Jørgen Arnor Gårdsø Lom said:

Thnx! That’s one hell of a lot better than Katrrines singing on my voicemail, thats for sure! :P

*Smiling and waving*

February 25, 2006 12:25 AM

Preston So said:

Happy birthday! Even though the reasons on both sides make me shudder for the prospect of adulthood. Eek.

February 25, 2006 7:06 AM

Stoga said:

wow. old. jeg henger etter.
congrats vertfall

February 27, 2006 1:18 AM