Yes, you are an alien with superhigh intelligence...
See those yellow lines on the floor? Good. Know what they're for? They are for blind people to navigate by...
Now, what kind of super-genius had the clever idea of putting a huge sign there?! Not in the near facilities of the path. No, no, no... Let's put it across the path, shall we?!
Asshats!
I've got nothing wrong with my eyesight, personally - but I do have a couple of friends who are either blind, or partially blind... So I go up to the guy at the counter, and the following conversation takes place:
Me: Hi. I'm Jørgen Arnor Gårdsø Lom; I'm from Twisted Intellec-dot-com.
I was wondering... Do you know what those yellow lines on the floor are for?
Asshat: Err... Yeah... They're for blind folks...
Me: Oh, ok..! Would you mind telling me, then, why there's a large sign standing across the yellow line, then?
Asshat: Well... Err.. Where? Oh, there... Err... Yeah, right...
Me: Does that seem like a smart move to you?
Asshat: Well, no. But was there anything in perticular you were wondering about?
Me: Eh.. YEAH! I'm wondering why there's a huge sign on the middle of the navigation-lines?!
Asshat: I didn't put it there..
Me: Are you going to move it..?!
Asshat: Yeah, whatever..
Me: Thank you.
This was friday. The sign is still there.
komiskt.
hvorfor flyttet du det ikke selv?
sais stoga
Prinsipper…
Did you really introduce your self by saying: “ I’m Jørgen Arnor Gårdsø Lom; I’m from Twisted Intellec-dot-com.”?
Well, I used an additional “t”, of course… :P
But yes, If I hadn’t, there would be even less chance of being taken serious… And since there was no way he would remember who I was representing, I might as well stay honest, and use “Twisted Intellect”…
Psychology… :)
By the way - Stoga: For a person who insist on writing all comments in Norwegian - you shure do nag about English spelling… (Which, by the way, is fixed…)
skrive engelsk hele tiden er stress. ihvertfall siden jeg vet jeg er ingen ekspert.
jeg vil jo bare hjelpe, hallo, du vil vel ikke at twisted intellect skal se teit ut?
Jeg vil at twisted intellect skal gjenspeile meg selv…
Så til en viss grad,- jo, det vil jeg… :P
Asshats. What a fantastic word. I’ve only heard it used in my close circle of friends here in the US. I’m glad to see it’s being used elsewhere.
Full history of the word can actually be found here:
http://www.confusednation.c… :P